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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:32
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nvidia Stock Slips. Why It Might Be Entering Its ‘Apple Era’. - Barron's
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Baseball Opens MCWS With 7-4 Win Over Arizona - Coastal Carolina University Athletics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to